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"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

"Sure, it looks good. Too good. Trust me, there's always a catch."

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

Bitchbark Canoe

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Football Fans

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'Not that net!'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

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Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'