Football Tournament Gifts

World Cup Trophy

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

EuroSoccer Kick-off.

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

'It's just a rumour that Johnny Spaleki's playing under an injury cloud.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Eurocopa 2016

Football Plane Warning

England Football Team HQ: Gone Out in Second Round

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

If nobody had invented graphics

Football Chameleon

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Punt Cake

The trauma of losing.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Another football scholarship offer?'