Soccer Tournament Gifts

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Football Fans

Fly Football

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Football Chameleon

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Funky Facts: Football.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

Football

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Raheem Sterling

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Ball as water-melon.