Soccer Tournament Prints

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

Football Fans

Fly Football

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Football Chameleon

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Football

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Funky Facts: Football.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Ball as water-melon.