Football Tournament Pillows

World Cup Trophy

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

EuroSoccer Kick-off.

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

'It's just a rumour that Johnny Spaleki's playing under an injury cloud.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Eurocopa 2016

Football Plane Warning

England Football Team HQ: Gone Out in Second Round

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Church for sports worshipers.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Football Chameleon

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

The trauma of losing.

If nobody had invented graphics

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

The Brothers Grime