Tournament Play Pillows

'By the way, I'm having an affair with your wife'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Cheerleaders

A woman watches football on her computer.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Lion v Kiwi.

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

Golf

The Joust

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Captive Audience.

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

U S football.