Tournament Play Pillows

'By the way, I'm having an affair with your wife'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Cheerleaders

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

A woman watches football on her computer.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Praying for a goal assist.

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Lion v Kiwi.

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

World Cup - Countdown

World Cup Fever

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

Captive Audience.

Golf

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

The Joust