Joining A Fishing Club Prints

"I L-L-LOVE ICE F-F-FISHING!"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Back to school.

Ice fisher.

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

Finesse fishing

"You know very well what fish!"

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

Hell's Anglers

Men drinking

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'