Joining A Golf Club Gifts

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Back to school.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"We're exclusively delts."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Exercise Bars

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

Table tennis.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

Men drinking

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

"The hardest part is getting out the front door."