Golf Clubs Gifts

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

No-Work Orange

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

I guess she had other plans for you.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Golfing Bishop.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

The Golfing Accident

'I hope you replace your divots.'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Snooker Golf.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

I think you're ace