Golf Clubs Mugs

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

No-Work Orange

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

I guess she had other plans for you.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Golfing Bishop.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

The Golfing Accident

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Snooker Golf.

I think you're ace

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?