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Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"We're exclusively delts."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Exercise Bars

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Table tennis.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

Men drinking

Man sleeping with newspaper at gentlemen's club

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'I don't think they are playing with a full deck.'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

"The hardest part is getting out the front door."