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Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

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'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

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Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

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Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

You conservative dunce! You socialist ignoramus. Blue. Debate club. Red. Dittohead! Liberal fruitcake! Time's up! The winner of this school's tv talk show style debate is team red! Is that a cell phone? No. Decibel meter. Ungha! Ungha!! Ungh!!!

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

We couldn't convince the football players to give up their bottled water. Hmpf. As eco club president

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"Will you be here tonight, Principal Gomez?"

I'm graduating! You'll have to pick a new eco-club president. How will we ever manage? Not sure. Tap tap tap tap tap. Now one else screws things up as well as she does! Of course

'The party finished early, our teacher had a nervous breakdown.'

"Sometimes I think they're worse than the students on the last day of school."

"We'll be catering the school dance!"

'Your teacher called and said the school concert tickets you sold me for $20 were free.'

Getting rid of bottled water at school is a good eco-club project -- in theory. But?

West Fester's a pretty friendly high school. What's the best way to meet people? For starters, you could come to my eco club meeting. Or�I can point out the cool kids and you can introduce yourself! Clearly no one on this bus. West Fester High School.

It's not worth planting a veggie garden at school. Only lettuce and radishes will be ready by vacation. How do you know? Eco Club. Everyone knows that tomatoes and beans aren't ripe 'til July. That's news to me. Me too! Maybe it is worth it. When do frozen peas ripen?

"Oops! My mistake, I gave you the yearly budges estimate for supplies, not the monthly estimate."

Open school night.

Founder of the Emoticon Club

It's time the school teams stopped consuming wasteful bottled water. Great! Who'll take on the football players? They're too big! Ok. Field hockey. They've got sticks. Who will you confront? The debate team! I'll take chess! I've got the A/V club.

"Mom, I'm supposed to remind you that I have to bring a valentine for everyone in my school."

If everyone brings their own cup and cloth napkin to our green dance

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'It's basically the young conservatives.'