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"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

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'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

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'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

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'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

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"Will you be here tonight, Principal Gomez?"

'The party finished early, our teacher had a nervous breakdown.'

"We'll be catering the school dance!"

"Sometimes I think they're worse than the students on the last day of school."

'Your teacher called and said the school concert tickets you sold me for $20 were free.'

"Oops! My mistake, I gave you the yearly budges estimate for supplies, not the monthly estimate."

Open school night.

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"Mom, I'm supposed to remind you that I have to bring a valentine for everyone in my school."

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'It's basically the young conservatives.'

"I should now like to call this AGM to...to...er..."