Club Coordinator Gifts

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'The grudge match.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Turn Down For What.

Maypole

The Aisle

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

"You owe me £50. I told you that he didn't have the nerve not to turn up!"

Eurocopa 2016

A pirate and a bride

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Club DJ.

"I'm hanging tough, guys, but have I mentioned how much I resent you for always making me hold the table?"

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"What do you mean hot dog is out sick?—but I'll look stupid all by myself!"