Club Coordinator Gifts

It's time the school teams stopped consuming wasteful bottled water. Great! Who'll take on the football players? They're too big! Ok. Field hockey. They've got sticks. Who will you confront? The debate team! I'll take chess! I've got the A/V club.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'The grudge match.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

The Aisle

Turn Down For What.

Maypole

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

Can you help on our arts night for the environment? I'll be studying. Eco club. That's so short-sighted. I'm in 3 AP science classes. Someday I'll discover ways to organically eradicate pollution. Eco club. That's sooo long-sighted.

"I'm hanging tough, guys, but have I mentioned how much I resent you for always making me hold the table?"

A pirate and a bride

Eurocopa 2016

"You owe me £50. I told you that he didn't have the nerve not to turn up!"

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

Club DJ.

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."

"What do you mean hot dog is out sick?—but I'll look stupid all by myself!"

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'