Club Strategist Gifts

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

The MBA Draft

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Perils of the double play.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

The Other Cooperstown

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Dancing at the Clubs.

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"I love fast break business success."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Frankly, I'm not sure this whole idea-sharing thing is working.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"The club scene is really changing."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'