Club Management Gifts

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Dance.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

You have had enough

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

Club insecurity.

Club DJ.

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Actually, I'm not looking for a bouncer. I'm looking for somebody to throw customers in.'

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'

The whole club stands behind the coach...

Bumbles bounce