Club Strategist Prints

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

The Other Cooperstown

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Dancing at the Clubs.

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"I love fast break business success."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"The club scene is really changing."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."