Soccer Strategist Prints

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Listen, they've scored five straight goals. It's nothing personal, but I think we need someone with limbs playing goalie.'

"Hey fellas! I think I've just invented a new football game."

"...we get the girl, you 'ave Beckham."

Target practice board in the shape of a football referee.

"Hey! Not fair!"

'Look at him tackling bribery and corruption charges!'

'I tried to shrug off my foot injury and dislocated my shoulders!'

Free kick to us...er I mean, to Rovers.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'These military teams really take their defence seriously...!'

'Excuse me could we concentrate on the seminar please.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Woman with CS Gas while man watches football - "This is for if there's any crowd trouble."

Alex Ferguson

England celebrate...

Carlo Ancelotti

'To be honest you weren't my first choice...'

'What does United have to do to win the championship?' - 'Win nine out of their last four matches.'

'It's the chairmans idea to get us out of our financial difficulties.'

Football coaches get up to mischief

Red card

'This is not what I meant by a free kick.'

'These military teams really take their defence seriously...!'

'During these qualifiers there's to be no late nights and no sex...not even with your wives.'

"I feel sick as an English Coach."

Footballer About to Take a Penalty With Camera Crew In Front of Goal.

'Del Bosque'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'. . .and you'll never walk alone!'

The Many Faces Of Kenny Dalglish

"We've got an application from a bank asking if we'd like to sponsor a branch."

Footballing Archer

Mole saving a goal.

In Russia, soccer is a contract sport.