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Door to door salesman selling anti aging cream

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'You want to run that by me again?'

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

Angel investors in the outfield.

"Before I begin my summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury... have you considered the benefits of a reverse mortgage."

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

"He's a genius at product placement."

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

'Why on earth did you ask the customer if there was anything else you could do for him??!'

The eskimo lottery...

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'It's good quality oil I tell you! Why doesn't anybody believe me?'

'I'm sorry, Jimmy, but your father and I don't need any heavy industrial equipment.'

'My idea's quite simple really. Put the money in the bag!'

With the aid of a technical dictionary Colin was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

'The beauty of this model is that it can easily be reassembled.'

Eric was beginning to regret asking his new networking contact what he did for a living. . .

And if you say yes in the next 30 seconds, I'll throw in a second ring, these handsome cases, and a set of chef's knives. The Infomercial Proposal.

'Well, you don't like the contract terms, you don't like the prices, you don't think that you need our products in general... hmmm. Maybe I can convince you with a hook right into your face?!'

'At least, the customers still remember our company, our products and me...'

Buy one or die! 'I've always been a sucker for a smooth sales pitch.'

"Ok, Mr. Koller, I guess your mind is set on our sport model. You also wanted to look into our silver and gold kits. Let me bring over my specialist."