Comedic Struggle Lover Gifts

'Let him struggle; it's the only exercise he gets.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

"Good news, honey - I've been fired. We're rich."

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

"Mom! My laundry is ready!"

Racing road signs

'We can learn a lot about motivation for sports psychology.'

"Of course, at present Mademoiselle's neck is too long, but our Mr. Francis is going to change all that."

"I warned you not to do Jeff Koons."

"I don't care if it is your job. If you issue me with that ticket, don't bother coming home tonight!"

"If I had to guess I'd say your son's acne is the result of a sudden surge of hormones."

"Do you think your husband is on to us?"

"But will they cover the spread?"

". . . And, Reggie, if you're willing to give me one more chance, I promise never to flirt with another man again!"

'That shark took Bob right out of the boat! Now I'll never get the $50 he owes me.'

What most people don't know is that the 8th Deadly Sin is 'lateness'..."