Comedic Clash Lover Gifts

'Violets, not violence. Do you sell violets?'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

Tourist

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Racing road signs

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

"Mom! My laundry is ready!"

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

"I warned you not to do Jeff Koons."

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

'Sunnyside down.'

'NONE SHALL PASS! Except that little splash...that doesn't really count!'

Two men arguing on a train journey

'Say you're sorry and promise to give him a rossette.

'Let him struggle; it's the only exercise he gets.'

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

'A penny for your thoughts. Fifty bucks for your panties.'

"Well, well ... if it ain't the Limbo Kid."

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