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'Violets, not violence. Do you sell violets?'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

Tourist

"Sorry, my mum asked me to babysit my brother at the last minute..."

'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

"Mom! My laundry is ready!"

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Racing road signs

'Maybe now you'll admit that we're lost!?'

Campanology wasn't really Gregory's thing!

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

Two men arguing on a train journey

"I warned you not to do Jeff Koons."

'Sunnyside down.'

'NONE SHALL PASS! Except that little splash...that doesn't really count!'

'Say you're sorry and promise to give him a rossette.

'Let him struggle; it's the only exercise he gets.'

'You were right - it WASN'T a cat with a racing stripe.'

Argentea Vulgaris

'A penny for your thoughts. Fifty bucks for your panties.'

"Well, well ... if it ain't the Limbo Kid."