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'Sunnyside down.'

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

Good Morning Britain

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

Tug the Toggle

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

'...I love it when you talk dirty!'

Sadie hated Sunday lunchtimes.

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

Tourist

The Midshipman is boarded by the enemy

"Thank goodness you're here, officers... Quick, change the channel. I'm missing my favorite soap opera!"

Helicopter attacked by birds.

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

"Paper or Plastic?"

"I think the flush is broken."

I think it's time, sweetheart. Definitely time, Pookie. Contest time. We want to rename Rudy's generation. Generation I - for impatient? Generation V - for virtual or vapid?! Send your suggestions to asksadieshow@gmail.com. (Winners will receive nothing but lots of it!)

'I'm a male ladybug , , , is that a topic for a Jerry Springer show or what'

'Say you're sorry and promise to give him a rossette.

Escaped convict hides from police in dance troupe.

Golf Cart Punctures

-Quick, mum's in the slurry up to her boots! -So what's the problem? -She fell in head first!

The chief said ix-nay on your bobblehead idea.

You're watching "Get Smart." Individual results may vary.

Crash test dummy testing vine by swinging into brick wall in jungle while jungle man takes notes.

'The rival bus tour company has made threats which we're taking seriously so please keep your helmets on.'

'Violets, not violence. Do you sell violets?'

Argentea Vulgaris

"What do you mean, 'Your wife doesn't understand you' - I AM your wife'!"

"Well, well ... if it ain't the Limbo Kid."

Cupid's ASBOw.