Comedic Clash Seekers Gifts

Cupid's ASBOw.

'... And this is my cellar.'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Joe, this is not my idea of 'paint night at the bar.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'

"Worst opening act ever. Did you know what a vuvuzela is?" "What?"

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

"I'm trying to find the end of this roll of tape ..."

"Wrong hole!"

'Sunnyside down.'

"Just get over there and let me get a picture."

Just back from vacation and pretty rusty, Mel's first sales pitch of the day goes wide and beans his #1 customer.

Man in a rabbit suit smashing Easter eggs.

"Well, Bella - convinced?"

'Violets, not violence. Do you sell violets?'

'The new recruits don't seem to have the same gravitas for the calling.'

"Well, well ... if it ain't the Limbo Kid."

Argentea Vulgaris

You will soon embark on a long journey by foot...I can see your car being towed.

"Hey, who ate all the heads off my gingerbread women?"

'Ok Mr Cook jump! It's the perfect hangover cure.'

'Hey, stupid! Don't start something you can't finish!'

"What do you mean, 'has your lesson started yet'?... I thought you were the driving instructor!"