Comedic Psychology Explorers Gifts

'There goes one for the book -- he had a very happy childhood, and now he feels guilty about it.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Zoo: No Hunting.

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

X-RAY

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

"Don't think of it as forgetting stuff. Think of it as freeing up brain space."

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

'We've minimized your tax liability by losing a lot of your principle.'

Tree growing

So the short answer is no; these aren't billable hours.

'I don't remember his name, but he also sold me $14,000 worth of aluminum siding.'

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

When psychiatry works too well!

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"I expected to see some politicians in there!"

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

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