Comedic Minds Gifts

"Whenever my electricity goes out it leaves me powerless."

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Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Get crazy once in a while

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Candid Camera store.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

Zoo: No Hunting.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Let's call him lucky!'

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Thumbing a Lift.

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'Well, given that you have three broken ribs, laughing is bound to be painful...'

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

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