Comedic Minds Pillows

"Whenever my electricity goes out it leaves me powerless."

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Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Get crazy once in a while

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Candid Camera store.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

Zoo: No Hunting.

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

'Let's call him lucky!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

Thumbing a Lift.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'Well, given that you have three broken ribs, laughing is bound to be painful...'

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"