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'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Surf Casting

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

"Wait! It gets even crazier!"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Lambo

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

Private View.

Shooting in Ireland

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

Foreigners in Paris - The great water displays at Versailles!

"I have to go wee-wee."

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

Authentic signed Holy Grail

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

Donald Trump Christmas card

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Man catching shark with his foot

"Wrong hole!"

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

Missing.

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

"Sorry, if you want a dial tone, there will be an extra charge on your phone bill"

Gurus wise words on lost socks

KEEP OFF THE GRASS, 'It's cool, man -- this is just a clove cigarette.'

"Travel book says do not land on Earth unless you have your own health insurance."

'It's going to cost you extra if you want me to be honest with you.'