Comedic Resilience Fans Gifts

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"I believe you were complaining about your cold this morning."

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"At least my putting has improved."

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

'Reinventing myself.'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"Any luck"

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"I would like organic milk!"

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"Well, of course you have a heart."

LARGE FRONT

Apparently, Mr, Fradkin, evolution is a two-way street,

"One day, son, all this will be....Never mind."

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

Eskimo in Igloo

'That's a male-pattern bald-faced untruth.'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

Hmmm, this reminds me...your mother called last night.