Comedic Fashion Critique T-Shirts

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Boris Johnson lies his way out of trouble

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

Pop up begger.

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

"Wow, maybe Heidi Klum looks like Gisele Bundchen."

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

Prices include consultation with fashion therapist.

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

London Congestion & Polution Zone - 'What's your problem? I thought Boris was in charge now.'

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"Excuse me - could you tell me which recession we are in at the moment?"

'It just seem excessive, somehow -- buying a big-screen, high-definition TV to watch Geraldo with.'

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

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End of the Pier Show

Two women are hosting a radio show called Ask Sadie.