Formal Fashionistas On Vacation Pillows

'Do you have to dress for success ALL the time?'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

"We couldn't find a sitter."

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

The Emperor's New Speedo

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

Christmas Hat Tree

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'

'If you'd try dressing a little more conservatively, you might be able to get a job in the mainstream.'

"Keep the holiday beard, by all means, but please lose the hat."

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

"I hate the winter. You have to bite through coat collars and scarves and so your mouth is always full of fibres."

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"Shirts vs. Skins boardroom battle? Eighth floor."

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

Speakers on holiday.

Dog luggage.

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

The symmetricals.

'Of course.There are some of us who do abuse 'casual fridays' '

"What's with funny little guys wearing bright colored clothes in the arctic?"