Formal Fashionistas On Vacation Gifts

'Do you have to dress for success ALL the time?'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

"We couldn't find a sitter."

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

The Emperor's New Speedo

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

Christmas Hat Tree

'If you'd try dressing a little more conservatively, you might be able to get a job in the mainstream.'

'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'

"Keep the holiday beard, by all means, but please lose the hat."

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

"He says he's dressing up for summer."

Speakers on holiday.

"Shirts vs. Skins boardroom battle? Eighth floor."

'Of course.There are some of us who do abuse 'casual fridays' '

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

Dog luggage.

Gents

Woman Sheep Knitting from her Husband.

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"What's with funny little guys wearing bright colored clothes in the arctic?"

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

"What? Tux wasn't ready."

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."