Unique Dressing Pillows

Hip on the outside, dork on the inside...

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Beanirrito"

"Underweird bras."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Honey Costume

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Roadkill Restaurant

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Unsuitable clothing.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

Tree

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

"You'll like this place. The food is eclectic without being schizophrenic."

He barged in only to discover the devil the blue dress on.

Is this dress too revealing?

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Dog dressed as Santa Claus. 'She's in season'

'Can't you wait until AFTER Thanksgiving dinner to get ready for football?'

'Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow?'

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."

Red and Yellow dress

"You know I love that outfit."

Henry put it on at a party - he liked it so much he's been wearing it ever since.

"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."

'My yellow rabbits, I bring you... DRESSING!'