Unique Items Gifts

"Have you got anything that doesn't look like a pressure gauge from the Titanic?"

"Things are looking up!"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"Underweird bras."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

Elton John

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'Please enter your pin now.'

'I'll take ten, please.'

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

Leaking backpack.

Spontaneous Combustion Man - Open with care

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"She's a weiner cat."

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

Turkey tries using a trick t-shirt to avoid being selected for dinner.

"I'm a hunter-gatherer-hoarder."

Dog with toilet drink hat.

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

'I thought you said you did ships in bottles.'

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."