Unique Items Mugs

"Have you got anything that doesn't look like a pressure gauge from the Titanic?"

"Things are looking up!"

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"Underweird bras."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'Please enter your pin now.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'I'll take ten, please.'

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

Leaking backpack.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Spontaneous Combustion Man - Open with care

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"She's a weiner cat."

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.

"I'm a hunter-gatherer-hoarder."

Dog with toilet drink hat.

Swiss Army General.

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."