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Great Books: 5:00-6:00

Fly Football

Clown on bike.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

"You're on a what?!"

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Bathroom Fairy

Apocalypse Research Center

"Things are looking up!"

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

'Have you any W fronts?'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

A close shave on the Titanic...

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Tin Can Operation.

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

'I'll take ten, please.'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

Pianist.

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

Feart!

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

"Darn paparazzi."

'Fred and Wilma live in a house.'