Unique Vehicles Gifts

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Useless add-ons.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Not to mention the park view."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Things are looking up!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Especially modified you say..."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Perfect."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Run from the hills!

A souped up car...

'How about a nice saloon?'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

Auto-Pilot.

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'