Unique Vehicles Gifts

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Useless add-ons.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Not to mention the park view."

It's great for pulling the birds!

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"Things are looking up!"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Especially modified you say..."

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Perfect."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

Run from the hills!

'How about a nice saloon?'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

A souped up car...

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

Auto-Pilot.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'