Creative Outfits Gifts

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"Underweird bras."

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

Odile

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Tree

Cockroach Costume

Christmas Hat Tree

"I can't believe school starts next week."

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

"I look forward to our annual Creative Corn Circle Outing."

Is this dress too revealing?

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow?'

Compliment seeking missile

What's the key to being a great artist, Al? Is it the beret? Don't be silly, Axel. It's the smock.

Henry put it on at a party - he liked it so much he's been wearing it ever since.

Bob tries, unsuccessfully, to wear the world as a loose garment.

Penguin in a swimming costume.

"Darling, it's so this season."

Good Luck

Red and Yellow dress

'I wear it when the pool's too crowded.'

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

Mutant Mootunes - Harry's Hairy Helmet

What's with the beatnik look, Lance? The lousy economy makes me feel like I'm part of the beat generation. (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-08-10).

'Teddy, did you finish setting up your domino thing?'

Pasta Hair

"See - all the thrills of outdoor activity with non of the risks!"