Custom Clothing Gifts

A tailor measuring a large man

"All I ever thought about, Gus, was me, me, me. But that's all changed now."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Underweird bras."

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

Utility Chic.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Nice custom job, Bill!

Igor beaver.

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

I've found the designer gene.

Fashion week

Tartan Coats

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

'If you want to go steady, lose the tassels.'

'Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow?'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'