Unique Style Enthusiasts Gifts

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Joined at the hipster.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

The Return Of The Minipants

The Mummy's Purse...

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Trendies, INC

Bald Man Overcomb

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Georgian head-dress

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

It bag and no knickers!

"If they fit, we can return them."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'