Creative Stylist Mugs

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Cornrows

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

"I don't like your application."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

At the suit makers

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'I think there's been some mistake...'