Creative Photo Stylist Mugs

Photographer using miniature furniture to make his subject look more imposing

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Shampoo.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Absolutely not!"

Shoe addict.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.