Creative Photo Stylist Gifts

Photographer using miniature furniture to make his subject look more imposing

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Bad hair day!

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Shampoo.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Absolutely not!"

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"I don't like your application."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Vivienne Westwood

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Who's a pretty girl now?"