Decorating With A Twist Prints

"Well, I think Christmas decorations are overdone!"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

Superintendent

Duck in a bathtub

Artist Painting his Television.

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

"Are you willing to relocate?"

"No, this is the elephant."

'It's my feature wall.'

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

Unconventional Music Player

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.