Unconventional Decor Lover T-Shirts

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

His & hers towels.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Rogue elephant

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"How?"

Missing sock

Carnations.

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Red in tooth and claw.

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

"Butt cracker"

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

The Ugly Plant

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

"She always gets the upper bunk."

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

Pinata Trophy