Mischievous Decorators Gifts

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Still Life With Nordic Track

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Yard Sale

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

Pinata Trophies

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

Jackson Pollock the Spider

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."