Humorous Home Decorators Gifts

Dog Bookends

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

Duck in a bathtub

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

Superintendent

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

Home Sweet Home.

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"Are you willing to relocate?"

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

"No, this is the elephant."

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

"The carpet really brings the room together."

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

"Reproduction furniture."