Humorous Home Decorator Gifts

'It also makes a great hat rack.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I love these old decorations!"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Still Life With Nordic Track

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

How to Build a Bungalow

Dog Bookends

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

Superintendent

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

Home Sweet Home.

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

"Are you willing to relocate?"

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

Oh, yeah, we love having a walk-out basement.

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"