Humorist Decorator Gifts

"Reproduction furniture."

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I love these old decorations!"

Still Life With Nordic Track

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'The roof needs icing.'

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Dog Bookends

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Violin Playing Snowman.

A christmas tree for the cat

"The carpet really brings the room together."

"He loves me!"

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Goldfish in Bowl, "And this is the sitting room and the bedroom and the toilet and...."

"We'll take it."

Budget Recliner

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

A bear decorates a snowbear.

"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"

Letter to Santa, 'Dear Santa, Some Assembly Required. Timmy'

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

"Stop fidgeting...every time we move it scares the bejeebers out of them!"

"Well I think it looks nice"