Humorist Decorator Gifts

"Reproduction furniture."

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I love these old decorations!"

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'The roof needs icing.'

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Duvet nailed to the floor.

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

Dog Bookends

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

Violin Playing Snowman.

"He loves me!"

A christmas tree for the cat

"The carpet really brings the room together."

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Goldfish in Bowl, "And this is the sitting room and the bedroom and the toilet and...."

"We'll take it."

Budget Recliner

A bear decorates a snowbear.

"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

"Stop fidgeting...every time we move it scares the bejeebers out of them!"

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

"Well I think it looks nice"

"She's a rescue."