Humorous Home Decorators Prints

Dog Bookends

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Still Life With Nordic Track

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Duvet nailed to the floor.

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Superintendent

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

Duck in a bathtub

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

Home Sweet Home.

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"Are you willing to relocate?"

Shaker furniture: The flamboyant years.

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

"No, this is the elephant."

"Reproduction furniture."

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

"Larry, did you water the plant?"

"The carpet really brings the room together."